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Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. You know, I was God once. I was all of history's great robot actors...

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Yep, I remember. They came...

You don't know how to do any of those. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Incidentally, you have a dime...

No. We're on the top. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? No, of course not. It...

Ask her how her day was. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because...

Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Say...